Fool's Paradise Snippet
Chapter 1 - Insertion
Here’s the first chapter of my stand alone novel, Fool’s Paradise. It’s the tale of an interstellar freelance operative, who is hired to retrieve something of value from a planet which has descended into chaos. Before long, he figures out the job is going to be a lot more complicated than anticipated.
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Chapter One – Insertion
There are times and places for reckless fools like me. There always have been, there always will be. Granted, they are often not pleasant times and places. That’s why people come looking for me, or someone like me, and pay so well. I was in one of those places again.
I almost believed a giant hand grasped my CTI capsule and tried to shake me out through a rock wall. The atmosphere of Hemica held little regard for objects that dared to barge their way in at trans-orbital velocity. I would have much preferred a more civilized method of arrival but it was of no apparent concern to the upper reaches of the planet. I knew the reception wouldn’t improve as the air thickened.
CTI stands for covert trans-orbital insertion, its existence a closely held secret that proved useful in getting me to Hemica. I would love to be left alone with the sadistic genius who designed it, a modest selection of sharp surgical tools close to hand.
The display on my pressure suit faceplate declared my altitude to be just below 80,000 meters. The air outside began to sing a high-pitched aria in counterpoint to the kettle drum pounding of the capsule as it crashed through random updrafts of denser air. It wouldn’t be long now.
An agent who wants to arrive with little notice might use a false identity and buy a ticket on a starliner. It’s the least expensive and most often used method. Costlier but faster is a cloaked ship to a remote location.
There are situations which render these techniques problematic. Some planets are suspicious of, or even closed to, visitors. Others possess the sophistication to detect even the best-cloaked ships and enough paranoia to scan for them non-stop. The answer is to hide in plain sight. If I can’t sneak in, I arrive in a spectacular manner disguised as something else.
Step one: procure a suitable asteroid, three to four meters long and one to two meters through the middle. Step two: cut it in half, hollow out a cavity for the CTI. Step three: insert the CTI, one suicidal fool enclosed within, seal the asteroid, and send it on its way.
It’s more complicated than that. I had to select an asteroid that was going my way, in case the planetary government bothers to track the asteroids in its system. It had to be one small enough to not be deemed a threat, or some minor bureaucrat is likely to order it destroyed before it gets too close.
At 40,000 meters altitude, the braking rocket fired in random staccato bursts, designed to slow the capsule while disguised as pockets of gasses igniting as layers of the meteorite ablated away. To conform to that image, the course of the rock jumped around, which added to my already considerable discomfort.
I’d reflected on the haste with which I’d accepted the job, between the moment a plasma welder had sealed the asteroid around me and when I felt the first caress of Hemica’s stratosphere. There’s not much else to do in a CTI capsule. Of course, I would’ve reflected even if I’d been delivered to Hemica in a luxury yacht.
As a break from deep thoughts, I composed bad haiku. One of them went:
Dark wandering stone
Hollow but full of secrets
Seek your destiny…
It was never intended as anything more than a way to pass the time. Passing the time was a bad habit I’d fallen into.
I wasn’t looking for work when Horatio showed up. Far from it. Moneywise, I was quite secure, had a comfortable apartment at the western end of Centralia’s fashionable south continent. I enjoyed the sunset from the roof garden As Imperialis, Centralia’s primary sun, turned the Sea of Sorrows a flaming red, a thousand meters below.
A man sat on the bench next to me, “You’re looking well, Evan. Life on the outside seems to agree with you.” The voice was cultured, calm, and unforgettable. That was Horatio, sleek and elegant, and dangerous, like a sheathed stiletto.
“Yes,” I replied but didn’t look at him, “it does. What brings you up here, Horatio? Coming out yourself?”
“No, my dear boy. As you are quite aware, one doesn’t simply leave the fold, not at my level anyway.”
Not at any level, truth be told. Mine was a special case. I was too much of an embarrassment to keep on active duty and special circumstances prevented me from being quietly disappeared. The solution was to cashier and ignore me. I think the Committee hoped I’d shove a hand beamer in my mouth and take the honorable way out. I had disappointed them yet again.
Most people have never heard of the Committee for Imperial Security. Many in the know wish they never had. I composed a haiku about the Committee:
Sad old men
Long drunk with power
Play the game
“Still mooning over these musty, old things?” Horatio continued to dance around the matter at hand, whatever it was. He turned the small book I held with the ivory handle of his walking stick to see the front cover. “The Explorer’s Lament? Sounds a bit melancholy for someone like you.”
“It’s poetry, from the twentieth century. The poet is so obscure I doubt there’s another copy of this volume in existence, even in digital form.”
“It should be in a museum, somewhere.”
“It was.” I smiled.
“I see you haven’t changed. There’s a gouge in the cover. Tsk. Tsk. You really ought to take better care of your things.” He surveyed the state of his manicured fingernails. “We have a job for you, Evan.”
“What makes you think I’d be interested?”
“Because the Committee always pays handsomely. In fact, we are not in a mood to negotiate. Name your price.”
The problem was, my former employers harbored as little love for me as I did for them. They would view me as a very last resort. This would have to be one dirty, thankless, dangerous job indeed, which of course, is my specialty.
I named a price so high even I blushed.
“Highway robbery! We accept.”
“Plus, expenses.” I added to twist the knife.
“There won’t be expenses. We’ll equip you from our own stores and provide transportation there and back.”
“Fair enough, what’s the job?”
“You are to recover something of value, from Hemica.”
“Where?”
“The planet Hemica.”
I sighed. “That’s what I thought you said.”
Although I knew it was coming, I was surprised when the capsule broke up around me. What had been my claustrophobia-inducing home for the past three days, split into half a dozen pieces around me. The separation wasn’t violent although there was a sharp, crack, audible over the cacophony of reentry. The sections of the capsule floated away, leaving me in free fall 30,000 meters above Hemica.
I don’t enjoy free fall. I enjoy it even less when I know an imminent collision with a planetary surface is next. Thrill seekers do this for kicks. They step out of an aircar and fall for tens of thousands of meters and call it fun. They have an automatic gravbelt to slow their descent. The problem is it emits a detectable signature. Not subtle enough for an agent.
The same bright boy who thought up CTI, hauled out an ancient torture device as a finale, a parachute. I hate them with a burning passion.
As I hurtle towards the ground, a large piece of fabric deploys behind to cup the air and slow me enough to reduce speed, and lessen the probability of serious injury, to an almost acceptable level upon impact. I find any injury unacceptable.
Each time I’ve used a parachute it has worked as it should. The problem is the first malfunction will be the last. During training, instructors went through a ridiculous fiction of how to deal with any of the malfunctions that can occur. The fabric can fail to cup the air in a high-speed malfunction known as a Roman candle. The fibers connecting you to the fabric can foul, a low-speed malfunction known as a Mae West. Low or high speed, you still hit the ground hard enough to make a large, gummy stain.
This type of thing ran through my mind as the last of the capsule spun away, broke into smaller, radar-decoying pieces. The front of my brain was all business. It’s okay to have fears. Hell, you better have fear. I’ve seen a few guys who didn’t. They’re all dead. When you’re on a job, you shove all of that down in a convenient box and lock the lid down tight.
The fabric that would slow my descent and save my life wouldn’t open for several minutes. This minimizes the visual profile until quite close to the ground. With some thousands of meters of sky to fall through, I put it to good use.
Hemica has almost no axial tilt. The part that rushed up to meet me was the tropical zone, rich, heavy green. Spread out below was the city of Xanadu and the River Aleph snaked its way through the center and wandered off to the distant bay. From twenty-five thousand meters, it appeared to be a pleasant metropolis of public buildings, spacious parks, and broad boulevards. Appearances often deceive.
It became evident Xanadu had been long since abandoned. Vegetation choked the boulevards. The parks were island wildernesses. The stately palaces shone white in the night, exposed bones in a decaying corpse.
It was safe to open the parachute at a thousand meters. The canopy was made of the same material as the operations suit I wore, both set to mimic the night sky. I was visually, as well as electromagnetically, as undetectable as the resources of the Committee could make me, which is hardly there at all.
Still, I held off. Logically, if the parachute had failed to deploy properly there was nothing I could do but flap my arms and think nice thoughts. Logic didn’t help. My imagination predicted my pointless and messy demise. My imagination may be proven correct, but not this night.
At three hundred meters, I triggered the parachute and felt the gossamer film extrude from the back and shoulders of the stealth suit. When it reached full deployment, myriad tiny vents in the canopy began to close from the center out. I would much rather it deploy, ready to cup the air and slow my descent at once but it would make too much noise. Over the next five seconds, I transformed from a plummeting projectile to a soaring night creature.
I grasped the control lines and turned the parachute wing in a lazy, clockwise circle, searching for a thermal. The infra-red display portion of my visor showed a veritable geyser of warm air rising from a large white, stone sculpture. Vegetation obscured a good portion of the thing. Its bulk, one hundred meters across, trapped enough of the day’s heat to form a decent thermal.
The wing spiraled up a couple of hundred meters as I took a closer look at my workplace. Ruined buildings formed islands in a greenish black sea. There was an eclectic blend of architectural styles. Late Republican revival vied with Vegan traditional as Imperial baroque struggled to make a brave showing around the fringes. Regardless of structural school, most of the buildings were massive and extravagant. This had once been the most affluent city in the Empire.
A cathedral-sized edifice of coral pink, in such bad taste even I was offended, rotated into view from the northwest. It sported a lofty tower with a platform. Perfect.
I banked and dove for the tower, flaring the wing at the last moment in a maneuver that allowed me to land on the three-meter diameter platform as if I had walked on to it from the thin air. Just because I dreaded an activity and hated it with a burning passion, did not mean I could not master it. It just meant I wouldn’t enjoy it.
Upon landing, the parachute spilled air and retracted into the pouch in the back of my suit. I shivered relief at the feel of solid ground under my feet.
The seal of the suit opened at the neck and retracted my head covering. My nose was full with the smell of the night. The wind was hot, laden with the stink of a jungle untamed. Insects buzzed. Night birds called out. Insertion was complete.
If you’d like to read more, Fool’s Paradise is available here: https://novusmundibooks.com/product/fools-paradise
More of my work can be found here:
https://raytabler.com/